princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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Anonymous: Did you graduate college? 

imsoshive:

Why? You hiring?

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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thekidnik:

Sometimes I forget I’m on someone’s page and I’m jus scrollin like damn all this shit is good and I end up reblogging all their shit lol

Same lol